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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:28
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
NASA’s Webb Rounds Out Picture of Sombrero Galaxy’s Disk - NASA Science (.gov)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
The Mysterious Inner Workings of Io, Jupiter’s Volcanic Moon - WIRED
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Who are your 5 top Hollywood Silver Screen legends?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
No way
How do I cancel WFG Life insurance?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Still no good